June 1, 2011
JERKFFERSON:

federalistpimp87:

jeffersex:

federalistpimp87:

I know that you’re online.

… NOW ANSWER MY SPAM

FUCK YOU.

I WILL NOT.

NOT UNLESS YOU GIVE ME WINE OR TEQUILA.

DAMN IT JEFFERSON

YOU DRIVE A FUCKING HARD BARGAIN

What about the booze and what I did for you that night at the bachelor party?

Would you answer my spam then?

What you did for me?

I think you mean what I did for you.

And no.

I’m still not interested.

Never fear—Lynn will make me answer it.

Likely all of it.

Eventually.

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2:37am
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June 1, 2011
JERKFFERSON:

federalistpimp87:

I know that you’re online.

… NOW ANSWER MY SPAM

FUCK YOU.

I WILL NOT.

NOT UNLESS YOU GIVE ME WINE OR TEQUILA.

(via federalistpimp87-deactivated201)

2:18am
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Filed under: AND PROBABLY NOT THEN EITHER 
June 1, 2011

celloing asked: Mr. Jeffffferson

I need a hug, care to spare one for me?

Gladly, dear lady!

*hugs*

I hope you are feeling better soon!  And that maybe my hug can help you somehow.

Transitions can be difficult, I realize.

But a strong, lovely young woman such as yourself will always find happiness and success, I have no doubt.  You deserve it, and fate would be most cruel to deprive you of it.

Yours truly, dear girl,

Th: Jefferson

2:11am
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June 1, 2011
/Can’t wait for Jefferson To Check His Ask

FUCK YOU.

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1:41am
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Filed under: it's still not near 1776 though you little bitch 
May 30, 2011
This is truly maddening.

My head …

My fucking head … 

I find myself physically incapable of answering any more messages this evening.

I solemnly promise that I shall answer all of them eventually, however.

My migraines are returning, I regret to inform all of you dear people, particularly those who are kind to me.

I could be laid up for days.

8:57pm
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Filed under: alexander hamilton you may get me to messages (1776) yet 
May 30, 2011

sexyschoolmaster74 asked: To blame for all of this spam, I mean.

Yes.

I know what you mean.

This spam is truly ludicrous.

8:53pm
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May 30, 2011

federalistpimp87 replied to your post: federalistpimp87 replied to your post:…

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I have no doubt that you will.

8:52pm
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Filed under: federalistpimp87 
May 30, 2011

sexyschoolmaster74 asked: Not the martyr. He's the one to blame.

I could never blame you, sir.

Have I ever mentioned how much I respect the noble work that you did for our great nation during the War for Independence?

To be a martyr is truly wonderful, indeed.

8:50pm
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May 30, 2011

federalistpimp87 replied to your post: josiebonapartay replied to your post:…

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Perhaps you should go to hell.

8:49pm
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Filed under: federalistpimp87 
May 30, 2011

sexyschoolmaster74 asked: Blame the Federalist.

Oh, I do, Mr. Hale.

I blame him for nearly everything.

8:48pm
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